Funny T-Shirts by Mr. Pitt Blog

Have you ever just wanted to ask one more question?  Don’t do it!  Asking too many questions will get your ass tased.  I reference the University of Florida student, Andrew Meyer (no relation to football coach Urban Meyer).  He innocently attended the John Kerry speech and got question happy.  No sir, not allowed!  He got tased despite pleading “Don’t tase me, bro!” several times.  So what did Mr. Pitt decide to do?  Make a funny shirt….what else? 

Get your Don’t tase me bro shirt today!

 

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The movie Superbad is freakin’ awesome.  No two ways about it.  If you like college humor type movies such as American Pie, Anchorman, and Revenge of the Nerds then you’ll love Superbad.  The star of the movie is by far a character named Fogell.  He scores a sweet fake ID in which his name is McLovin, a 25 year old organ donor from Hawaii.  Now you can be McLovin with our kick ass addition to our fine t-shirt line.  The I am McLovin shirts will have all the ladies after you.

Get your Superbad t-shirts from Mr. Pitt!

All of the talk about the movie Revenge of the Nerds and adding the Tri Lambda shirt a few weeks ago has inspired me to add the Adams Atoms shirt.  Adams College as most Nerd fans know is the fictional university in which the movie is set.  Their mascot is the ever intimidating Atoms.  Go ahead compare our logo to the ones in the movie, they are identical.

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Top Gun is a bad ass movie so I decided to add a few bad ass shirts to honor this great film.  The callsigns of the pilots were awesome.  Maverick, Iceman, and the lovable Goose; how much cooler could you get?  Which character did you emulate?  Buy one or buy all three depending on which alter ego you feel like being.

Maverick is the callsign of Lt. Pete Mitchell played by Tom Cruise. Buy your Top Gun Maverick t-shirt from us!



Goose is the callsign of Lt. Nick Bradshaw played by Anthony Edwards.  Get your Top Gun Goose t-shirt today!



Iceman is the callsign of Lt. Tom Kazansky played by Val Kilmer.  Be cool and buy the Top Gun Iceman t-shirt.

When I was a kid I wanted to attend Adams College and rush the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity.  The movie Revenge of the Nerds made it look awesome.  They got the chicks, won the greek games, and even got a convert in Ogre.  What more could a kid growing up in the 80’s ask for?  Show your Tri-lamb support by sporting this classic shirt.

Buy this Revenge of the Nerds t-shirt today!

Since everyone and their mother is selling the Stewart / Colbert ‘08 shirts, I decided to get in on the fun.  I makes perfect sense because Stephen Colbert is the greatest living american that he would be second in succession.  I’m hoping the Stewart Colbert team gets on the ballot.  Surely the Green party could use a little publicty so why not kick Ralph Nader to the curb and choose some guys that’ll get more than .03 percent of the vote? 

Buy your Stewart Colbert ‘08 t-shirts before the 2008 election!

Mr. Pitt decided it was time to make it rain.  After hearing the comedians on Best Week Ever shouting “MAKE IT RAIN!” he felt it was time to get hip.  God bless the farmers that have been begging for rain for thousands of years.  We honor all the farmers, strippers, and rappers that need rain.

Buy your Make it rain t-shirt from Mr. Pitt! 

I finally succumbed to the peer pressure and added a Dunder Mifflin t-shirt.  When I told folks that I sold The Office related shirts like That’s what she said the first question would be “Do you sell Dunder Mifflin shirts too?”.  Now I can finally say yes!  For those of you who may not be savvy to The Office, I suggest renting the first few seasons of the show at your local Blockbuster.  It is hilarious!  Dunder Mifflin is the fictional paper company in which the series is set.

Buy your Dunder Mifflin t-shirts from Mr. Pitt Online Store today!

Alex Rodriguez’s wife Cynthia created a media circus after she was spotted in the Yankee’s players family section during a game versus Oakland wearing an obscene shirt.  The white tank top had the words ‘Fuck You’ in Olde English style font on the back.  We would like to Cynthia for wearing this Mr. Pitt classic.  She drops F-Bombs like the Bluejays infield drops fly balls when A-Rod is on the basepaths.  Get your own Fuck You Tank Top, maybe you too will be on the front page of the New York Post.  Jesus hates the Yankees!  I wonder if her shirt breaks an unwritten rule in baseball?  Either way, we at Mr. Pitt want to thank Cynthia Rodriguez for the publicity.

Buy the controversial Fuck You t-shirts and tank tops here!