Before all the celebrities like Britney and Lindsay were heading to rehab, we at Mr. Pitt were making this shirt.  We’d like to thank Ms. Spears and Ms. Lohan for bringing rehab back to the forefront.  Though it may seem trendy for young people to enter rehab, remember that rehab is for quitters.  Let everyone know by wearing this funny t-shirt that rehab is indeed for quitters.  Literally!

Rehab is for quitters t-shirt

The fine fellows at Mr. Pitt started selling this classic beer pong shirt way back in 2003. It is a must for your next beer pong tournament. Either show up sporting this classic or give it away as a prize. Choose which funny slogan best suits you;  “You sink it, they drink it!” or “Get your balls wet!”. Tell all your friends about this college humor classic beer pong shirt.

Beer Pong Shirts

We at Mr. Pitt do not condone kidnapping or childhood obesity. However, fat kids are harder to kidnap from a logistical standpoint. There are also many other factors to consider when scouring the playground for options. Fat kids would be more expensive from a food budget standpoint. Fat kids tend to be a little whiny when not watching TV or playing video games. Sure, the chubby one might be the slowest and easiest to catch, then what? You get a hernia trying to stuff a 120 pound 7 year old in your trunk. Trust me, the fat kids are harder to kidnap.

Fat kids are harder to kidnap t-shirts

This hilarious t-shirt was inspired by the hit television show The Office. Simply add the phrase “That’s what she said” to turn an innocent comment into sexual inuendo. Be sure to listen though because you’d never want to follow That’s what she said with these statements: “It was nice and small”, “It was the worst experience ever”, “I couldn’t help but laugh”, “I couldn’t even feel it…”, and many more.

That’s what she said t-shirts