Alex Rodriguez’s wife Cynthia created a media circus after she was spotted in the Yankee’s players family section during a game versus Oakland wearing an obscene shirt.  The white tank top had the words ‘Fuck You’ in Olde English style font on the back.  We would like to Cynthia for wearing this Mr. Pitt classic.  She drops F-Bombs like the Bluejays infield drops fly balls when A-Rod is on the basepaths.  Get your own Fuck You Tank Top, maybe you too will be on the front page of the New York Post.  Jesus hates the Yankees!  I wonder if her shirt breaks an unwritten rule in baseball?  Either way, we at Mr. Pitt want to thank Cynthia Rodriguez for the publicity.

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Just watched the Funny or Die video with Will Ferrell and Pearl (the little girl from the Landlord skit) called Good Cop, Baby Cop.  As expected it was HILARIOUS!  I couldn’t help but chuckle at Will’s shirt with the funny slogan “Taste like chicken smells like fish“.  Mr. Pitt made it for the masses to buy.

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Thanks to SNL for bringing the Sofa King joke to the forefront of America.  Mr. Pitt was born Sofa King funny that he had to make Sofa King cool shirt to match.  This shirt is the perfect compliment to the Sofa King We Todd Did joke that is Sofa King Funny. For those of you that don’t understand all this Sofa King hysteria please ask a friend, “What is the sofa king big deal?”.  Please check out the Saturday Night Live skit on YouTube.

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It is official! During his 2nd inning interview on 700WLW Cincinnati Post beat writer C. Trent Rosecrans revealed that he was diagnosed with Brennamania. This affliction is a combination of gastroenteritis, pleurisy, and diverticulitis. The revelation was announced in the form of a t-shirt he received from yours truely, Mr. Pitt. Hopefully C. Trent will post a picture sporting the t-shirt on his very popular Cincinnati Reds blog.

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Before all the celebrities like Britney and Lindsay were heading to rehab, we at Mr. Pitt were making this shirt.  We’d like to thank Ms. Spears and Ms. Lohan for bringing rehab back to the forefront.  Though it may seem trendy for young people to enter rehab, remember that rehab is for quitters.  Let everyone know by wearing this funny t-shirt that rehab is indeed for quitters.  Literally!

Rehab is for quitters t-shirt

The fine fellows at Mr. Pitt started selling this classic beer pong shirt way back in 2003. It is a must for your next beer pong tournament. Either show up sporting this classic or give it away as a prize. Choose which funny slogan best suits you;  “You sink it, they drink it!” or “Get your balls wet!”. Tell all your friends about this college humor classic beer pong shirt.

Beer Pong Shirts

We at Mr. Pitt do not condone kidnapping or childhood obesity. However, fat kids are harder to kidnap from a logistical standpoint. There are also many other factors to consider when scouring the playground for options. Fat kids would be more expensive from a food budget standpoint. Fat kids tend to be a little whiny when not watching TV or playing video games. Sure, the chubby one might be the slowest and easiest to catch, then what? You get a hernia trying to stuff a 120 pound 7 year old in your trunk. Trust me, the fat kids are harder to kidnap.

Fat kids are harder to kidnap t-shirts

This hilarious t-shirt was inspired by the hit television show The Office. Simply add the phrase “That’s what she said” to turn an innocent comment into sexual inuendo. Be sure to listen though because you’d never want to follow That’s what she said with these statements: “It was nice and small”, “It was the worst experience ever”, “I couldn’t help but laugh”, “I couldn’t even feel it…”, and many more.

That’s what she said t-shirts