Funny T-Shirts by Mr. Pitt : Funny T-Shirts by Mr. Pitt : Funny Sayings Funny Sayings This section has all of the funny sayings you could imagine on a shirt. Mostly just funny and witty word sayings. Perfect for those people looking for a plain shirt that gets straight to the point. No cheesy graphics just funny words! Real Girls Eat Meat I'm really excited to be here Do Work Club Sandwiches Not Seals Department of Redundancy Department Buck Fuddy Rehab is for Quitters Mothers Make Better Lovers Pissed Off than Pissed On Got a sister? Whiskey Girl Who needs brains when you have these Define "Girlfriend" I'm not with supid anymore! Now go to my room! All you can EAT Give me something to scream about... I don't need a tractor to pull hoes Freelance Gynecologist Wingman Happy Ending Pervert Patrol Cornhole: Put it in the hole! Open 24 hours I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it! Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder! It's better to lose a lover... I am sofa king we todd did They're Real I beat anorexia! Not going to drink anymore; won't drink any less! Work Harder: Millions on Welfare Depend on You! OWN3D