Funny T-Shirts by Mr. Pitt : Funny T-Shirts by Mr. Pitt : Funny State Mottos Funny State Mottos Face it, each state has a reputation some true, some false, but all funny. The unofficial slogans of many states have been placed on a high quality shirt. We have even expanded our mockery to certain U.S. cities. California Republic Flag Friends don't let friends live in New Jersey Everything's bigger in Texas! Ohio is for Lovers Dela..who, Dela..what, Delaware! Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky! Illinois: Only idiots pronounce the "S" Some good lovin' in Tennesse Missouri: Show me something West Virginia Goat Lovers Association! Not everything is flat in Kansas! South Carolina: If at first you don't secede... Intercourse, Pennsylvania Texas is for lovers! California: Home of illegals and fruit Florida: Great place for your grandparents to die New Mexico: Barely better than the old one Utah: A great place to find a wife or two! West Virginia: One big happy family, seriously! Put your organ in Oregon! My Grandma is a hooker in Wisconsin